I’m in New York for work and last night at West 34th and 6th I see a man and woman exit a cab. To help you keep track of who’s who, I’ll call them The Lady and Angry Guy. They’re in their late 20s or maybe early 30s. I think he kept—while drunk swaying—explaining to […]
An inventory of quasi-noteworthy Portland-focused Internet mentions from the past handful of days. Top 11 lines from Portland Missed Connections: I’ve been thinking about my orgasm at the restaurant and you telling me to let you drive home. [LINK] You look like a lot of fun and a little sneaky. [LINK] I love you, Sweetie, […]
Top 7 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: Get back to me. Also any guys with big asses. LINK I know I’m with your sister, but please know how much I care for you. LINK life is like a box off chocolates LINK Now that we’re broken up, I can finally ask; what is the […]
A collection of the sort of digital ephemera that makes Portland come off as even more endearing than usual. Best statement overheard in Portland as observed by one of my favorite bands from my teen years: Top 9 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: Thanks for the pain relievers. LINK Very sane here… and cute […]
Top 9 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: if only i was not married and you were single. maybe someday you and i will be more than just coworkers and friends. LINK i just wanted to thank you for not treating me like an old man and for all your help on saturday.i got the […]
Both the Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings-On listings were a little thin, so I combined them this week. Enjoy. Warning: There is some language down there. Be careful. Here are some things you can do in the coming days: FRIDAY Free Wine Tasting at Rosemont Market on Brighton Avenue They’ll be showing off holiday season […]
An inventory of quasi-noteworthy Portland-focused Internet mentions from the past handful of days. Top 7 lines from Greater Portland Missed Connections: I was wearing a black and green polo bought a 4 inch memory foam topper that you had me lift out of the cart for you to scan. LINK You turned 🙂 🙂 into […]
An inventory of quasi-noteworthy Portland-focused Internet mentions from the past handful of days. Top 6 lines from Portland Missed Connections: I was selfish and foolish, like a person who wants to make a wild tiger a pet, to think I could make you settle down. [Link] You were passing out samples of pirate booty. You […]
