In no particular order:
- Have you read [insert name of Stephen King book]?
- Do you know Stephen King?
- What is Stephen King like?
- Does Stephen King live in a haunted house and you been inside of his haunted house?
- If you see Stephen King, can you get him to write our business into one of his books?
- How does Stephen King deal with all that snow?
- Stephen King must love eating lobster all the time?
- Has Stephen King seen The Preacher’s Wife?
- How does Stephen King’s celebrate March 5, the day the Missouri Compromise was signed into law by James Monroe?
- [Sloppily emulates broad Boston accent] Pahk the cah in the yard. Right? Right? Paaaaahk the caaaaah in the yaaaaaaaahd. Is this how Stephen King talks?