Questions people ask me when they find out I’m from Maine


In no particular order:

  • Have you read [insert name of Stephen King book]?
  • Do you know Stephen King?
  • What is Stephen King like?
  • Does Stephen King live in a haunted house and you been inside of his haunted house?
  • If you see Stephen King, can you get him to write our business into one of his books?
  • How does Stephen King deal with all that snow?
  • Stephen King must love eating lobster all the time?
  • Has Stephen King seen The Preacher’s Wife?
  • How does Stephen King’s celebrate March 5, the day the Missouri Compromise was signed into law by James Monroe?
  • [Sloppily emulates broad Boston accent] Pahk the cah in the yard. Right? Right? Paaaaahk the caaaaah in the yaaaaaaaahd. Is this how Stephen King talks?
Alex Steed

About Alex Steed

Alex Steed has written about and engaged in politics since he was an insufferable teenager. He has run for the Statehouse and produced a successful web series. He now runs a content firm called Knack Factory with two guys who are a lot more talented than himself.