Portland Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings On, December 14 – 16

Both the Digital Inventory and Weekend Goings-On listings were a little thin, so I combined them this week. Enjoy.

Warning: There is some language down there. Be careful.

Here are some things you can do in the coming days:



Top 5 lines from Portland-Area Missed Connections

  • You delivered my food the other day and I was super, super high. I think your name was Jon. You were cute as f*** and I totally wanted to live out a porn fantasy. LINK
  • I bet you have a girl friend or something but if the off chance you don’t, you and your beard should take me out on a date. LINK
  • You were drunk, talking to me while my girlfriend was away said you wanted to set a better example at this years party. I thought I sensed you were still interested in me. We will never know. LINK
  • You are an architect. Just moved to Portland. Need some help finding wood in Maine? LINK
  • To the young guy showing my wife some attention on the dance floor last night: Your grinding and hands on her ass got me the best sex… Other dudes: Let your wife flirt it’s all worth it! To the guy: Thanks man LINK

Top 5 Instagram photos tagged #PortlandMaine

Best YouTube Video of Fugazi Playing at The Asylum in 1998

Best Sketch of Morning in Paris:

Instagram Credit: beardedengineer, red_halo77, raeraewood, rachelkbrennan, and tomcouture
Sketch Credit: Rita of Sketchbook Wandering

Alex Steed

About Alex Steed

Alex Steed has written about and engaged in politics since he was an insufferable teenager. He has run for the Statehouse and produced a successful web series. He now runs a content firm called Knack Factory with two guys who are a lot more talented than himself.